The Republican Party has chosen a new theme song, It’s the Ultimate Sin by OzzY Osbourne!

The party of family values seems to be falling apart at the seams. Either heterosexual or homosexual prostitution mixed in with a little meth and lying under oath seem to be the norm for the Party of God, oh did I mention hypocrites?

During the whole time Bill Clinton was going thru his Monica Lewinski ordeal David Vitter a Republican Senator from the great southern red state was saying what a terrible immoral person he was. Now come to find out David Vitter has been sleeping with prostitutes all the thru the 90’s. David Vitter was also strongly against homosexual marriage as it is immoral, disgusting and goes against his family values and it will ruin the sanctity of his marriage. OMG are serious this hypocrite is a two faced lying marital affair asshole. He skank ass wife now wishes to be left alone cause she wants to get back to their life. Oh well get over it skank!

Scooter Libby Lewis who was chief of staff to Vice President Dick Cheney lied under oath cause he has such great American Values! OMG are serious again! Then prick dick President George Bush pardons the fuck wad! Just more and more Family and American Values from this Administration.

Mark Foley is a Congressman in the House of Representatives from another great red state with family values and who opposes gay marriages on the ground of immorality and ruining the sanctity of marriage. Hypocrite! In just one word. Hypocrite.

Now to our next great Family Value leader is Ted Haggard who was once a religious adviser to our Great Christian President (sorry couldn’t find the sarcasm font) and leader of the New Life Church in Colorado with a huge following. He also was very adamant about the evilness of gay marriage and preached hard about the immorality of it all the while sleeping with a male prostitute and doing meth. Are these the family values the republicans talk so much about? Be fucking real!!!

I do understand everyone is not perfect but these republicans folks were all about lynching Bill Clinton though. I mean everyone makes mistakes but for 3 years Ted Haggard slept with this prostitute, oh I am sure theres is more before this one. David Vitter slept with prostitutes all thru the 90’s. These aren’t just ops I slipped incidents but rather a lifestyle.

Republicans are truly showing their family values and morality more and more!

Fuck them!