Boy the cupcakes are getting their pantie loomises in a big ol knot! I knew these Etsy Admin @ss kissers were going to get jacked up but wow are they ever! Blast ArtFire for that, blast ArtFire for this! The whole 5^ the Etsy Admin because they’re rolling out stats like they delivered the Messiah! We’ll you moron cheerleaders we been wanting stats on Etsy FOR years. How funny they only announced it after everyone was woohooing over ArtFire having stats.
Etsy says they have a select group on people(would be a bunch of Etsy Cupcakes if there were any actual testers) beta testing Google Analytic Stats. Still no real time stats on Etsy like ArtFire has though! ArtFire rolled theirs out in 2 hours yet Etsy has to beta test theirs, why is that? I can tell you why because they don’t have them made yet and pulling this stunt gives the Admin time to create the stat set up. We already know Etsy Admin are bunch of liars. They lie from the time they get up until the time they go to bed.
These Cupcake frells can get pissy all they want because Etsy has frelled over so many people and those people are dedicated into making ArtFire work! Etsy Admin are nasty, rude, and power tripping! All you Etsy Admin and Cupcakes can drown in a big batch of ArtFire frosting! ArtFire won’t fail. ArtFire isn’t going any place! ArtFire is definitely putting Etsy up against the wall and personally I am LOVING IT! You stupid Cupcakes should be happy because without ArtFire you would not be getting anything on that POS Etsy site. So go go suck your frosting! bawahahaha~

Here is the thread where the poor Etsy Cupcakes are bunched up:
Etsy Cupcakes Worked UP Over ArtFire
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